Session Forty-One | Maukui's Revenge

[irongods]

Chapter 4, Session 41 | Valley of the Brain Collectors

Characters Present: Aziza, Aa'ida, Silka, Maze
XP Earned This Session: 10,800xp
Maukui 9,600xp
RP Bonus 800xp
Session Notes 400xp

Total XP: 263,155xp 
Next Level: 315,000xp (Level 13)

Loot Acquired:  Void dragon tooth (Silka)
Summary: To be submitted as a comment here by any party member to earn further XP for the party

Comments

[choosetruth]

SO WE TOTALLY FUCKED UP A DRAGON. EVENTUALLY. First the dragon void breathed everyone which made everyone but Aziza suffocate and ALMOST DIE. WELL THEY KIND OF DID DIE. THEY WERE DYING. Aziza tried and failed to close the butthole but did manage to hypogun Aa'ida back to life. Aa'ida managed to heal everyone else back to life and we GOT OUR SHIT TOGETHER. Maze summoned a giant-ass rock monster. Dragon opened a magic spike pit. Only Silka fell in but Silka USED BOOTS OF LEVITATION AND A WIND WAND to fly her ass out.... but by the time she'd emerged they'd actually killed the dragon. Aziza did the killing blow with a massive attack that included two crits. Maze was like FUCK NO YOU ALWAYS DOUBLE TAP and sent the rock monster to smash the dragon again.

AND A GOOD THING HE DID. Because Maukui was not actually the dragon, he was a little BRAIN ON FEET that zipped out of the dragon and started magicking around with duplicates and shit. Aziza wanted really bad to use her grenade launcher but everyone got in her way so she didn't UGH LAME. Maukui did manage to escape, but they fucked him up REAL GOOD. They'd only explored like half the butthole cave but NO ONE WANTED TO STAY IN THERE ANY LONGER. Thankfully, we talked creepy experiment lady (who was messing with Kyontha's body) into letting us leave since we did give her a dragon corpse (minus one tooth).

We went back to a cave and booted up Casandalee. She has lived 112 lives and is now an ipad. She gave us a bunch of exposition about how she used to be on a spaceship but something went wrong and they were yeeted to this planet. Something went wrong with her resurrection cycle and she remembers all 112 of her past lives. She lived with monks for a while, but then went to join... dun dun dun THE IRON GOD dun dun dun... Unity. Eventually, she figured out that Unity was BAD NEWS and betrayed him, running off with some techy stuff. She uploaded herself in an iPad as a safety measure so that she could be sure to spread what she knew about Unity. Now all she wants is to take Unity down. Also that was all 500 years ago. She had the gang fill her in on what's been happening since then. They asked if she could download Sanvil's brain and she said no, but that they had a thing that would let them talk to brains.

TURNS OUT MAZE'S BRAIN THAT'S ALWAYS SCREAMING WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL FOR SOMETHING. For one thing, it wasn't always going to scream, it's just that no one wanted to hear it long enough to let it scream itself out. A long, loud 18 seconds later the brain stopped screaming and it turned out it was a technic league dude who had been killed by dark dominion spider guys. He did not want to share his knowledge with the people who definitely want to take down the technic league, but after Silka stuck her fingers in his water, he agreed to talk. What will he talk about? TO BE CONTINUED.....